Eric Pickles MP
LondonSW1A 0AA
8th August 2007
Dear Mr Pickles
I have been a loyal constituent to you throughout your entire rein, and have voted for you and your party for the last 3 general elections. It is with this that I feel it is my right, nay my duty to ask the question; what is it exactly you do?
I am asking this for several reasons. Firstly I would like to be sure that my tax money is not being foolishly squandered. Secondly, I would like to make sure my votes have not been foolishly squandered. Thirdly, I have never seen you on telly hanging out with David Cameron and Boris Yeltsin. Fourthly, I have never seen you hanging around Moreton. We may only be a small village, but we are very important! Fifthly, I would like to make sure my years as a Conservative supporter have not been foolishly squandered.
Please confirm to me that you are a worthwhile MP for your constituency and the country so I do not have to change my voting plans.
You’re sincerely
Robert Walker
P.S. What is your favourite colour? Mine is the colour Blue. The colour of Conservative dominance! Every time I see it makes me proud to be a right-wing Briton!
LondonSW1A 0AA
8th August 2007
Dear Mr Pickles
I have been a loyal constituent to you throughout your entire rein, and have voted for you and your party for the last 3 general elections. It is with this that I feel it is my right, nay my duty to ask the question; what is it exactly you do?
I am asking this for several reasons. Firstly I would like to be sure that my tax money is not being foolishly squandered. Secondly, I would like to make sure my votes have not been foolishly squandered. Thirdly, I have never seen you on telly hanging out with David Cameron and Boris Yeltsin. Fourthly, I have never seen you hanging around Moreton. We may only be a small village, but we are very important! Fifthly, I would like to make sure my years as a Conservative supporter have not been foolishly squandered.
Please confirm to me that you are a worthwhile MP for your constituency and the country so I do not have to change my voting plans.
You’re sincerely
Robert Walker
P.S. What is your favourite colour? Mine is the colour Blue. The colour of Conservative dominance! Every time I see it makes me proud to be a right-wing Briton!
Dear Mr Walker,
Thank you for your recent letter.
In order to keep my constituents informed I have a website where you can see what I am doing and in some cases watch videos of my activites. I have visted Moreton twice this month.
I appear regularly in the local papers and have been in the national papers every week throughout July and August and i appear regulary on television. I am very sorry that you have not seen me but a simple "google" search will bring up the written matter.
Thank you for your past support.
Yours sincerly
Eric Pickles MP
Brentwood and Ongar
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